“People have sex!” says sportswear brand, needlessly

Sex news now, with the Express reporting on the amount of sex you’re apparently meant to be having:

How much do YOU have sex? Average amount of time people spend in the bedroom REVEALED

ARE you having as much sex as the average person? A recent survey has revealed how much time we really spend in-between the sheets. How do you compare?

Source: Express, 7th February 2017

So just how often should you be having sex? And how often should that last? Well, the real answer is obviously “whatever works for you, nobody gets to set a limit and determine what’s right and what’s wrong”. But the answer in the Express is somewhat different:

That makes up 0.45 per cent of our lives, according to sports brand Reebok.

What has Reebok got to do with sex, you might wonder? Well, again, the real answer is obviously “nothing”.