“The man in your bed with probably isn’t right for you, ladies!” says bedding company

“The man in your bed with probably isn’t right for you, ladies!” says bedding company

Diligently watering the greener grass fantasies of married couples across the nation, this latest pseudoresearch comes not from a relationship think-tank or university psychology department, but from a soft furnishing company:

Emma Heald of the Fine Bedding Company said: ‘The overwhelming majority of Brits believe that The One is out there somewhere and it is just a matter of finding them.

‘Many admit that, though they are married, they have still not have found their perfect love.

Charming stuff from the sheet-sellers, there.