“Coffee is better than sex!” says hotel offering expert coffee (just coffee)
Coffee is better than sex – survey of hotel guests finds people prefer caffeine to carnal pleasures
Even more – 78 percent – would rather give up alcohol, social media or sex with their spouse for a year rather than coffee.
Coffee is better than sex as the ideal way to wake up – the Sunday People can reveal.
According to travellers, the caffeine buzz is preferable to a little morning action.
Source: Sunday People/Mirror, 6th October 2013
If you genuinely think coffee is better sex, you’re either doing sex very badly, or doing coffee very, very well. Or, you’re working for a hotel firm:
According to a survey by Le Meridien Hotels and Resorts, 53 per cent of guests would opt for a hot beverage than a hot woman.
Why would a hotel chain convince us coffee is better than sex? Well…
Anyone staying at a Le Meridien will soon get to put this theory to the test, as the hotel chain rolls out its new Master Barista Program, installing a coffee expert at each of its properties by end of year.
It could be worse, I suppose – they could be installing some other kind of expert at each of their properties.